PLOT SUMMARY OF CONSPIRACY THEORIES
KENNEDY ASSASSNATION - Anyone who's name isn't Lee Harvey Oswald could have pulled the trigger.
9/11 - The US government spent months laying miles of detonation cord and explosives in the twin towers. Without ever getting noticed by the 50,000 people working there. It never occurred to them to just "discover" nuclear weapons in Iraq.
CLIMATE CHANGE - Executives of fossil fuel companies (worth 7.91 Trillion dollars in 2024) have absolutely no incentive to spread lies, misinformation and play down the harmful effects of their business.
HIDDEN CANCER CURE - Big pharma are hiding the cure for cancer as they make more money treating it. Yet that "secret cure" (cannabis oil, ivermectin, baking soda) is found with a simple search on google.
MOON LANDINGS - The Soviet Union with all its surveillance , decided to keep NASA's secret instead of exposing the ultimate embarrassment. Because if there's one thing geopolitical adversaries are known for, it's playing nice and covering for each other.
UFOs - Aliens visit the earth usually at night and confine themselves to flying over anglophone nations, mostly the USA. Thousands of professional and amateur astronomers fail to notice them.
ANTI GMO - Countless random mutations to DNA that happen in nature is no problem. Purposely altering a single gene to produce a desired trait is.
DEPOPULATION - global elites are plotting to reduce the world's population because a growing population is what keeps their industries running and their bank accounts overflowing. The real power move is wiping out their customer base.
ANTI FLUORIDE - 1.5mg/litre of naturally occurring fluoride in water is no problem. Artificially increasing fluoride levels up to that concentration is.
5G - Cell towers double as secret mind-control devices. The world's governments and telecom companies thought, "Forget about solving global problems; let's microwave everyone's brains instead!" single-handedly. This "truth" was discovered from YouTube videos filmed on 5 G-enabled smartphones.
ROTHSCHILDS - A family secretly controls everything: banks, governments, wars, weather (yes, weather), and probably your grandma’s Wi-Fi. Because when you're wealthy, what else would you do but spend centuries manipulating literally the entire planet like a Bond villain? Forget the complexity of global economics—clearly, it’s just a Tuesday night decision at the Rothschild dinner table: “Shall we crash a currency or start a war tonight, darling?”
And let’s not ignore the "evidence": vague charts with arrows pointing at banks, memes with Illuminati eyes, and YouTube documentaries filmed in someone’s mom’s basement. Rock solid.
SANDY HOOK - grieving parents are "crisis actors," children never existed, and the entire town of Newtown is in on it. Pulling off a massive hoax involving hundreds of people is totally easier than addressing the uncomfortable reality of gun violence.
SOY - A product consumed for thousands of years over Asia (including the Samurai warriors) is feminizing men.
NEW WORLD ORDER - A shadowy cabal of elites is plotting to enslave humanity, and control every aspect of your life… all while somehow failing to keep their "top-secret" agenda off Reddit forums and grainy YouTube videos. Truly the work of masterminds!
ILLUMINATI - A secret organisation controls the world but can't resist leaving cryptic clues to their existence. This include banknotes, music videos, any cultural icon in fact.
WHITE REPLACEMENT THEORY - Instead of addressing real societal challenges like inequality or climate change, the elites have apparently decided to spend their time crafting a conspiracy to mix up skin tones. Makes perfect sense—because nothing says "world domination" like managing birth rates and cultural festivals.
BERMUDA TRIANGLE - A mysterious weapon from the lost city of Atlantis was disintegrating ships and aircraft. Insurance companies failed to notice. This process doesn't seem to be happening today.
CROP CIRCLES - Aliens went to all the trouble of visiting earth, only to leave elaborate patterns in farmers fields. Mostly in South East England in the 1980s. They don't visit so much these days.